But Ben's pizzeria isn't really that good.

But a ream of paper means more to burn!

Don't be fatuous, @avclub-37e5fa01ac8fcad77aabe4d859e0235d:disqus

"Boy you just a stupid bitch, and girl you just a no-good dick."

True, I will give you that.  I would love to see her reaction as being, "call me a liar all you want, but a bitch is a step too far."

This comparison between Michele Bachmann and Michelle Obama drives me nuts.  One is an elected official who should be able to endure criticism, and the other is the wife of an elected official.  Somehow it's become controversial for the latter to express views like "Americans should be healthier", while the former…

The difference between "lying" and "spouting unsubstantiated bullshit" can be a terribly fine line.  Lying implies some knowledge aforethought, but frankly, we can't be sure she ever had such a thought.

I think that's a a good criticism.  It was good at building up tension for the first half of the movie, but when you realized that the storyline was heading exactly where you'd thought it would, it just became laughable.  At some point we were actively heckling the characters.

That's it.  The scene with him playing the cello in the marching band slays me to this day.

The signature seals it.

I think Tyler Perry used the wrong preposition—young people do not look up to Kim Kardashian, they look behind her.

I love that the alt-text continues onto my other monitor.

Amazing how so much of that precise description applies to my hometown station.

That's great! Back in the days when he as actively collecting all those random 7"s of dance remixes, et al.

KNRK, right?  God, they were great back in high school (10 years ago), but now they're a shell of their former selves.  I give them credit for at least branching out with random indie stuff from time to time, but they often just do a bad job of it—why, for example, do they have to play Mumford and Sons every hour…

Suck it monkeys, I'm going corporate!

Then who is the Legman?

LORD PALMERSTON!

By all means.  Perfect complement to that drawn out chuckle.

I know, but I'm just saying that wasn't scripted.  REAL LIFE.