I was waiting for the grandmother to say something that indicated she knew about Denise's sexuality all along, but it never came. I still think she knew, though. I mean, she knew about the weed when the mom and aunt didn't. Grandmas always know.

Did Dustin Diamond just make a "that's what she said" joke in 1992?

But what about his inconsistent stories about his father?

When Pam suggests they take a picture in front of the mural and then explains that she meant, "only the people from the office," were the other background actors that joined in on the picture members of the show's crew? The actual show, not the show within the show. Jenna Fischer said the line in a seemingly meta way,…

I was under the impression that this was left open-ended. The cut-out behind the washing machine isn't the only place the Jennings hide spy things. Don't they also use the electrical box thingy? It's positioned behind Paige in that final scene, and when the camera angle changes, she looks directly at it. Am I wrong…

Oh, so, Lena Dunham hooking up with Patrick Wilson is so unbelievable as to ruin an episode, but shows/movies like King of Queens and Knocked up… now, those made more sense because it was ugly men with beautiful women, right? You're not a misogynist. E.Buzz. You're just pathetically close-minded.

I feel like Scott Buck has an adopted sister that he's recently realized he wants to bang, and he's using his show as a way to mainstream the idea of adoptive-sibling relationships. That way, when he and his sister start making out at this year's Christmas party and everyone in the room begins to stare, he can turn to…

Can we talk about how scary that opening scene was with the Infantata's face slowly creeping into the light? Terrifying. Absolutely terrifying.

Can we start a petition to get Brad the Piano Man his own episode? He can get the voice over bit, and Finn can sing "Piano Man" while awkwardly half-dancing around Brad the Piano Man's piano. I always did think that Brad the Piano Man was to the Weird Band Kids what Will Schuester is to the Glee club. But, I need…

How did Tree of Life make every Top 15 list? I can see how it made a few. But, every list? Really? Are you all forgetting the part of the movie that looked like a high-res screen saver. Like, literally, I almost got out of my seat in the theater to ask a theater employee if the digital projector had fallen asleep.

I'm gonna submit this review to passiveaggressivenotes.com

Next week, they'll reveal that Jessica is a V!

Has anyone brought up the theory that Carrie didn't actually have sex with Brody? Depending on what kind of "crazy" she is, it could have been a delusion. Perhaps Brody wasn't really lying when he said he had never cheated on his wife…

If the writer's are basing the "universe" of the show off the Many Worlds Theory (which they must be, right?) than your theory should be correct. The Observer's decision would split the universe into two (one where the Observer saves Peter, and one where he just, well, observes). So, the universe where Peter was saved…

The house's time line is already starting to frustrate me. In the premiere, we see that the house is abandoned in the late 70s, and supposedly Adeleide and Constance live somewhere nearby (seeing as Adeleide warns the twins about entering the house). Then, in the early 80s, the house is fully renovated, and Constance…