GAMES (OF THRONES) WITHOUT FRONTIERS!

*funky Pokemon theme*

Hey, could have been Jewish. YOU ALL COULD HAVE BEEN JEWISH

Ah yes, the R5-D4 of movies.

Skateboarding lawyers, bitch!

Whoa, we posted Futurama lines at the same exact time. [Twilight Zone theme]

Yes, according to U.S. law, you're technically correct… the best (?) kind of correct.

If they're really pirates, can't we call it pillaging? People don't pillage enough nowadays.

The tic really worked for me as a tension-heightener. I spent the whole episode waiting for Chekhov's twitch to go off in a spectacular fashion, and I wasn't disappointed.

If it's a legitimate hole it has ways of shutting things down. Like with a plug or something, I dunno.

Intellectual property isn't property anymore? Score! *starts putting Mickey Mouse images in EVERYTHING*

Conceal, don't feel, Penis Van Lesbian.

I really loved the second season (except for the divorce plot), so that's something to look forward to. John Mahoney! Alison Pill! Hope Davis!

It's funny, my feelings about Stephen have changed markedly over the years. In high school I identified with him. In college I wanted to punch him in the face. Nowadays I want to pat him on the head and tell him everything's going to be all right.

"I'll go in through the emergency airlock."

Yeah, it was shocking, because I absolutely love that style, but this one just didn't work for me. It happens. Shrug.

I think Tree of Life is dumb. *runs away*

A lot of TNG doesn't work for me anymore, but the classic episodes are still stellar. I could watch "Tapestry" a million times and it'll never get old.

B+

Mmmmmm, Hot Pie