I think I've mentioned this on the A.V. Club before, but it's so maddening that I'm going to mention it again. Last year, a friend of a friend announced on Facebook that the most recent Mumford & Sons album was the best album of the past ten years.

Not even when he played a can of vegetables?

To get through the sloggy Dedalus-y parts it really helps to chuckle, shake your head, and think, "Oh, Stephen. Shut up, you adorable asshole."

Hannibal gave you a rare gift. But you didn't want it. *ruefully stabs bitbit in the stomach*

Me too. I think I came to it too late. Maybe the political allegory stuff about torture or whatever worked in 2004, but by the time I watched a few years later I found it tired.

And I do! So, that probably says something bad about me.

Damn it, he's on to me!

"I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry."

"Bunn has succeeded at the difficult task of making the reader sympathize with a bloodthirsty killer"

*Adam Sander hastily throws together a script, flies to Isla Nublar*

Yeah, she's classy! Now, Rainbow Dash on the other hand…

Your guilty conscience might move you to vote Democratic, but deep down you long for a penis that will brutalize criminals and rule you like a king!

No.

Or we like 12 Years of Slave because it was an amazing movie? ….No?

No one did Game of Bones? It's right there, guys.

*Chilton sings The Best Things In Life Are Free*

It's NOT GREAT… Jorge.

YES. Whishaw was one of the best Richard II's I've ever seen, and he should get extra points just because of the level of difficulty. Doing a good Richard II is like doing a quadruple axel.

They don't find Mads that interesting.

Is there a horse inside that Twitter?