If I recall, Sundance was calling Rectify a miniseries as it aired. But then they renewed it for a second season, so I dunno.

I was going to call for an epic, nightmarish massacre, but the Rhys nomination means I'll settle for a single throat-cutting set to the tune of Golden Earring's Twilight Zone.

That's not the point of Memorial Day barbecues? …I've been misinformed.

DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME DAWGZONE

Worst case scenario he can use his dry cleaner bags.

Yes, but my friends haven't seen a single episode. They don't know that will happen.

Red Dragon, then Silence. The others I can take or leave.

Todd and other A.V. Club honchos, can you alter the Tournament of Episodes so it includes "Mizumono"? Leaving it out and having "Takiawase" up there instead is like choosing any Breaking Bad episode over "Ozymandias."

And Paige has a great new career option!

So I read that as, "I'll get them pillow talking and everything." Which I think is a great idea.

I completely understand why normal people don't watch it. What I don't get is why my friends who adore Game of Thrones suddenly get squeamish when I recommend this show. Since when did they feel icky about violence? GoT killed more than 5,000 people so far, according to that super-cut. They even brought in cannibals…

I feel I should jump in here before someone says, "Masturbate," but I can't think of another option, so…

Did you read the part where he said we won't find out who survives until the second episode of season 3? FFS FULLER

No no, read the book.

The cops get there and are like, "Ooh! Salad!

Same!

I'm finding this whole thread hard to digest.

Yes, can we give an internet standing ovation to Hugh Dancy? Mikkelsen was unreal as usual, but Dancy broke my heart.

They're made out of sugar. And human.

I feel like I've been stabbed right in the gut.