He wears a long coat, which automatically makes him a cooooool guy.

Americans don't watch subtitled shows. And they'd need subtitles.

Can we get back to making shows about non-white people that aren't about their being not-white? More Sleepy Hollow, less… this.

As much as I love Laurence Fishburne in the role, it would be mighty interesting to see how the story continues without Jack Crawford.

It seems like it's got to be a pass/fail class. Either you get away with murder or you don't. Unless this show features multiple universes.

He only has a shard of glass in his neck. People on Hannibal have survived worse.

I liked it fine. Worth watching now? Ehhhhh no.

Mostly agree. But while I didn't love Gina Torres on Firefly, damn if her turn on Hannibal didn't change my mind.

I want to put a medal on the phrase "a rotting cow carcass with sex holes."

Bingo. The movement's also about helping fat people get healthier, but not through fat-shaming. There have been efforts to get doctors to stop discriminating against fat people, because their higher mortality rate is in part due to the fact that their doctors spend less time with them and frequently misdiagnose them.…

Really good point! Sookie was sometimes clumsy and/or rushed in the kitchen, and her physical comedy there was less "fatty falls down" and more "Lucy at the chocolate factory."

Great comment, except for the "less than 5% of the female population looks hot naked" statement. Putting aside the fact that you're assuming there's some objective measure of female hotness (there really, really isn't), that number seems unlikely to me. Humans in general are wired to be attracted to one another.…

Did you read that synopsis? It's going to be exactly the same as Broadchurch, except Tennant's illness will manifest as a bad American accent.

Alfre Woodard, blow up that damn show.

*Ben Feldman hands Hannibal a box* "Nipple?"

Deadwood. My beautiful beautiful Deadwood!

I hope the next season of Parks & Rec takes place in the same reality.

That sounds reasonable to me. I just like talking about nipples in boxes.

Help, cannot tell if comment is a joke! Either way it's sort of… ick. Can we go back to talking about something less cringey, like nipples in a box?

I'm told the agenda's actually full until 2028, when they'll have to think of ideas for more homoerotic superhero movies.