But did you see that look Oberyn gave him when he said that? Priceless.

Coming soon to a Tumblr near you: "Monster in the Sack," a fan fiction by Space Jewess

Seriously, it's a bird filled with liquor and set on fire. Give me ten of them.

How dare you use the phrase "white male," you disgusting social justice warrior! They're the ones who are really oppressed! Writers should be able to write whatever they want without being forced by the censorship police to shoehorn Asian people into their shows once every twenty years! What is this, Hitler times?!…

Well, Dracula fears garlic and the Christian god, whereas Hannibal…

He's spinning toward freedom.

I think Hannibal knows (to a certain degree) what's up. He's just so confident in his mind-fucking skills that he thinks he can out-manipulate Will. He already knows from season 1 that Will is manipulable and already on his way to the dark side. And don't forget we're talking about a guy who can convince one dude to…

Too subtle for me. That's why I watch Hannibal. Give me over-the-topness or give me nothing!

It actually has a fairly mild flavor. The real draw is the texture. Kind of gelatinous, but it's also lumpy.

I have two theories.

You should take a look at the beautiful storyboards Fuller posts on Twitter. Every single shot is artfully… designed. Sorry, I couldn't help myself there. But no, there's no bad editing going on.

Because of Fuller's description.

Well, that dinner conversation had an undertone of, "Oh, aren't we naughty!" Hannibal called the meal debauched, for instance. Which it was. Mmmmm

Fuck, now I really want to try ortolan.

Will and Hanni forever and forever 100 years Will and Hanni!

Margot: "Uteruses, not duderuses."

Incidentally, if the movies and books count I think "Love the suit" could be a runner-up.

Dhavernas was really impressive this week, and I'm feeling positive about the direction she's going in. But I couldn't help but laugh when Alana said she felt empty. Course she feels empty! Her personality's been sucked away.

Douchiest things Hannibal's ever said:

"Stalker, a new series from Vampire Diaries and Following’s Kevin Williamson about cops working in some sort of stalker prevention department"