Epic rant hoooooooo

The best part of Stagecoach is the asshole banker who somehow went forward in time to get talking points from Fox News.

Although its algorithm predicts I'll give it one-and-a-quarter stars, Netflix recommends I watch The Secret Life of the American Teenager. To be fair, I'm tempted.

This guy gets it.

Don't forget the judge.

Two words: Sister, Sister.

I'd actually recommend that you skip the 6th's episodes and go right to his Big Finish audio adventures, especially the ones with Evelyn Smythe. (I also love "The Holy Terror," where he's paired with a fast-talking penguin.) They completely rehabilitated the character. It's kind of miraculous.

Pretty sure that already happened. Multiple times.

I'm going to like this, but I'm going to sigh as I do it.

And now the theme song's stuck in my head. Thanks a lot, Mathilde. I was trying to listen to Beethoven's first piano concerto, grumble grumble.

I wouldn't put it past this show. Still hoping for David Bowie as Hannibal's uncle, but Prince would be a good consolation prize.

Gotcha gotcha!

Oh, there's definitely an audience. Just look at Tumblr and Twitter. The problem is that the audience, while rabid, doesn't seem to be growing. People who come to the A.V. Club are presumably big TV fans, but many of them will not try Hannibal regardless of the number of accolades it gets from both the AVC staff and…

The makeup artist was very good.

Bea Arthur was over 60 when she was a Golden Girl. You could say Maude, though. But that was a long time ago.

"There's still not enough diversity either in characterization or in the ethnic and gender breakdowns of the characters but it's better now than it has ever been."

Ratings update: This week we're at 0.9 in the key demo, up 29% from last week. It's also up 30% in total viewers. Additionally, the crappy ratings for last week's episode went up 66% with the L+3 numbers. Not bad. I still think it's funny that Dateline appears to be a great lead-in for Hannibal.

*furiously scribbles down the words "Hannibal," "fanfic," and "salmon ladder"*

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