I don't know, Benny. I like your story this week, but, like all of your stories, it makes me ask: Is it real?

People who badmouth The Vampire Diaries = People who have never watched The Vampire Diaries. People who have watched The Vampire Diaries = People who love The Vampire Diaries. May not be true in all cases, but it's certainly true among my group of friends. The VD…catch it!

See, that I like. Heh. Bucket-monkey.

Late to the party this week, but something that really bugged me about A Man Alone was that mob scene where Ibudan and the rest were shouting "Shifter! Freak!" at Odo. "Shifter" doesn't strike me as a good ethnic slur for Odo. Sure, it has the "shi" sound, which sounds like "shit," but the word's just too bland to…

Before I watched Deadwood, I couldn't understand why people were always praising its regular use of the word "cocksucker." I can write "cocksucker cocksucker" over and over again, and it won't be high art. But Deadwood brings swearing up to a higher plane, I assure you. It is poetry. And it can be hilarious, once you…

Just to play "dueling anecdotes" for a second, all the lesbians I know are pretty chill about other people's genders and sexual orientations.

Whoops ignignot beat me to it. Nothing to see here.

There wolves. There castle.

I get the reference, Janine. There are dozens of us. Dozens!

Hey, I was just listening to this album (and loving it, by the way). Get out of my head, Hyden!

I'm completely sure that feminist co-host won't be an offensive caricature. After all, NBC knows what it's doing.

Alurin, you are a treasure. L'Chaim!

I believe it's pronounced "FLU-HUHSHED WITH CAAAAASHHH."

It's hard for me to hate on Rosalind Chao. If she's good enough for Klinger, she's good enough for me.

We newbies should come up with a name for ourselves. Like The Sisko Squad or something.

Justified is not available on Netflix streaming. It might have been once, but no more.

E.Buzz - I can't really tell with this disqus thing if you're talking to me or Lurky, but if it's me I thank you. Jew-style.

Jadzia, but only when she's pretending to be a Klingon.

She also looked crazy tall - about the same height as Avery Brooks, who's over 6 feet.

Don't forget "Melora," people. I don't.