Wow, that picture made me blurt out a George Takei-esque "hellooo." Nice work, uh, aging, Siddig!

I was going to argue that Move Along Home doesn't deserve an F, but then I remembered that insipid hopscotch song. But I'll watch it when Zach does, and then it'll get stuck in my head for another couple of years.

Noted, Chartex. (You're welcome again.)

Yeah, had that scene occurred in a later season (after the writers realized that O'Brien Must Suffer), Miles would have been screwed. Like trapped in the transporter beam for several years screwed.

I've been following Zach's Trek reviews here since TOS, but I was so excited about DS9 that I had to register. So hi, everyone! For the record, the other Star Trek themed names I considered were "Romulan Fail," "The Max Groden Chick," "Bagels and Oo-mox," "Remember the Alaimo," "Bolean for Columbine," and "Nurse…