Again - "tends", "usually". You need more than two seasons for these observations to be correct usage. Either both seasons started strong and got weaker, one season got strong and got weaker, or neither did.

"historically Portlandia tends to lose some of its energy as it heads toward the end of the season". Given that their have only been two previous seasons, and that Portlandia hasn't exactly been analyzed to the extent of Shakespeare, this observation comes off as odd on many levels.

And instead of a car slowly falling down into a body of water, it's a penis slowly… well you get the point.

Dammit! When are they going to us the porn version of Movie 43?

I think The Walking Dead is watched by more people who don't particularly enjoy the show than anything else on television.

The Following's writers to David Sims: "SIMMMMMMMS!"

Yeah we do we really need the extra exposition to know that his character is cut-throat? Or that Washington is seedy?

Well I do wish we could have watched all of it in one click, with the episodes split by a few minutes beautiful music and volcanoes exploding, Tree of Life style.

So do all the customers generally face the same direction when talking to each other?

It's official - The Wire has ruined my ability to take other newspaper drama seriously. Kate Mara is good, but it all feels like a caricature of how a newspaper operates, with knockout female reporters, clean offices and clean-cut attractive male employees, and oh, kicking it off with immediately getting a massive…

"The A.V. Club’s way of Demystifying"

Damn! I was hoping they would go with "Jack Donaghy's Bourbon Soaked Vanilla".

Now if she can only have a wardrobe malfunction at the Superbowl.

Travolta only got the role because he had higher dianetics than the rest of them.

Zodiac, not a fan… the movie insists upon itself.

Hey AVClub? Is tonight 30 Rock's last episode? More importantly, is it their last season? Hmm, I also wanted to know, do you think 30 rock broke the rules of the conventional sitcom? Could you give me some example episodes? Do you think 30 Rock is having a great final season? Is it similar to any other iconic final…

Hype can be a motherfucker, cause when I opened up and saw the 'B' grade, my first instinct was that it might as well be an F.

Is it just me or does it look like his forearms are badly burned?

Holy shit. I was just about to lay the smack down saying Christopher Lloyd has become a successful writer/producer and created Modern family.

Well that contradicts Daniel Sterns twitter feed, where he stated he actually broke the parakeets neck with his own hands.