So much feces and semen.

I could probably fuck someone with my clit, it is huge.

I love your name.

English is my only verbal language, and I need subtitles.

It sounds sooooo good though.

They said her hair was dyed, so that helps. That is the most recognizable thing about her.

I only recognized those people by watching The Soup.

Women be shopping, am I rite bro?

Seriously, this is so true.

I finally got a look at your avatar. Britta inside there is awesome. I can't stop laughing.

It was the early 90's.

I love tall redheads so much.

It could be trial by death.

Oh, that beard.

For me , it is cauliflower.

I do not get it.

I stood up and did a fist pump.

It says to put 12 drops of blue and 8 drops of red, but I put in more blue. It comes out lilac if you follow their instructions. Caramel is probably the reason why I need a new tooth. Nectar of the gods!

What kind of songs does your van like?

Still the hottest president.