Oh, I know. My sentence structure was fucked there.

Mmmm. Saul Tigh.

I was so excited about the black woman! Pickles are great. I feel like her wanting pickles was honest.

I would watch him fuck a toaster.

She could be working with SHIELD.

I am 28 and I get hit on by 12 year old kids all the time. When I was 12 I would get hit on by 28 and older. Still creepy either way.

I found out that Haley Atwell's father was a American Indian shaman.

I was saying that throughout the rest of the show. That guy is hot.

I was thinking about watching John Wick, and that was the push I needed.

Claudia's outfits were amazing.

When he said the third word, I knew. That song was on the radio a lot.

It could have been that he had his nose up in her butt-hole.

It looked like a rim job, the positioning looked just right. Trust me, I watch a lot of porn. That was a nice link, thank you.

That is a good way of describing SNL. Getting the jokes without seeing them for real. I am making these this weekend:http://www.foodnetwork.com/…

It was the highlight.

Those eyebrows…

I am having maple syrup with Cream of Wheat right now. Nectar of the gods.

Let your van take you for a ride.

Especially the way I spew bloody chunks during menses. One time I let out a blood stew that I thought was a miscarriage, or my liver. Both were very possible.

How is your girth?