I have uterine fibroids, so she want to make my uterus from sad to happy.

No cute pictures. Pictures of uteruses and different kinds of birth control. I bring socks, so I do not have to worry about the cold.

I did not pry further. The look on the guy's face made me feel bad enough.

The Mancontent and I were supposed to watch GotG again and we just stayed in and had sex too! Yay!

Aw, what is wrong with Ren Faires?

I went to the gyno last week and that bitch was weird. This is the first time I went to her. She was stroking my knee and saying I have a beautiful cervix while she was digging in me. She also drew a picture of my uterus with a smiley face. Did you get to see Frank last week with ifwewait?

I call them blood bombs.

Look at some naked people and touch yourself.

I knew a couple like that. She would not let him masturbate, forget about watching porn. She was in an abusive marriage before when she was seventeen and it obviously affected her. She was almost forty and acted half her age. Hell, I was 19 at the time and was way more mature than her.

Mr.Belding laughing is the best.

Oh, talk to Cookie Monster or Idiotking, I do not do meet ups.

Ah, nice. You can do a meet up with fellow A.V clubbers here.

You can have my Cloak of Protection. I wish it was big enough for India.

How is it? I know you suffered a weather disaster a while back.

Just close your eyes and lick like the champ you are.

Donkey punch.

Where in Brooklyn?

As a person who lives here, I agree.

I think she is a sexy scary cat lady.

Hairy guys are hot.