If there were green tea KitKats that I could buy in NYC, I would be all over them.

You are always close to death.

Ha, I was wondering when you would get here. This article was made for you.

Ha, as if I leave my house now.

That would be a fun movie to watch. But this movie sounds much worse.

The episode would be twenty minutes. Ten of it would be her beating up those twerps.

*in Wrex's voice* Shepard.

When McCoy goes, 'Spock's brain is missing! I can't explain it!' in his awesome voice, I crack into little pieces.

I was drinking the whole time. I do not drink that much. I was so drunk by the end.

The made up names for Punch O'Pummell are never not funny. I seriously do not remember his name because of it.

I love Wild Turkey! Yummy.

They taste real good fried.

Isn't he too old for you now?

That was The Room bad.

Your avatar is amazing.

I boo'ed. No, I didn't. It is early in the morning and I do not want to be rude. I boo'ed in my heart.

My mom had a bot fly when she traveled a few years ago. I haven't touched that bitch since.

Wow. This is exactly how I feel, down to your list of favorite people on Enterprise.

The way the dude goes" Oh. That's different" when he realizes that Garak is near is impressive. So many emotions in that sentence.

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