We are stuck in a time loop! Get out before it expl

I was just in the Ticonderoga area! I went to the Fort and saw George Washington's dueling pistols! I go upstate NY/VT area several times a year. I do not know what a Wegmans is.*uses Google* There seem to be some in New Jersey.

Mmm. Hand me two of those cakes, love.

It is known.

Sierra Leone. And menocu, knowing my mom, yes.

They are from a place where there is no such thing as a legal age of consent. At least not in the sixties.

That is my mom too. Lots of people were getting pregnant at a young age and my mother treated me like the whore of Babylon.I was the kind of person  who would stay at home and read sci-fi novels and play video games. Yet she started a relationship with my dad at age nine and my dad was twenty.

Ha ha, Go go gadget sexism!*frowns*

I just started season five of FNL and  I want to put Connie Britton head in my lap and pet her hair. Kyle Chandler can watch and then I will do it to him.

I don't like him, but I would hate fuck him. And I already know he likes black chicks.*wiggles eyebrows*

And Scott Foley use to be married to the main character on Alias. I also want flashback wigs.

The Mancontent joked that he wanted his bachelor party like that. No really, we eloped. He and I hate large groups of people behind us, staring. It would have been sweet swinging swords around.

Yay! Penis Van Lesbian! I feel like I haven't seen you in awhile.

I am 5'2 and petite, so people have been thinking I am 15 for the past 13 years. Which makes the creepy dudes upset that I am not 15. This one guy was so mad I wasn't in high school. He screamed at me, "I only date high school girls, you old bitch!" I am not thirty yet.

I have a friend and that is her first name.

And you would know about bizarre.

Campy=getting raped and then getting you tongue and hands chopped off so you won't talk.

You are being redundant when you say the French guy looks like a homeless dude.

He is rocking the shit out of the denim on denim…Augh!

I approve. I want to watch, of course.