Sorry about your mom.

*hugs*

I want to mush his face.

The Mancontent would hide porn in the attic of the church he worked at.

Bitch would have got bopped in the face!

He is so cute in the outfit.

Tatiana Maslany, YAY! She deserves it!

Yeah, I think you will lose that fight. He has science.

You should write more about pies.

Keep us updated.

And they can swim! And jump a meter.

My cramps make me vomit and nauseous the whole six days. I call my uterus chunks blood bombs.

I tried the cup. It was a bad idea. 

No! Live life!

I love small spaces. As a child, I would get a headlight and a book a find a nook. People in large crowds is not good for my nerves, which is so fun when you live in a large city.

Anything that eat mice, I can never hate.

I hate escalators. I will always take stars instead.

I don't like mice. I live in an apartment that was swimming in them. I can be okay with elevators sometimes, but I hate escalators. I hate moths, flies and roaches, which is why I can never hate spiders. Also raised by West Africans helps.

Ha ha, are you my husband.

The other day I had penne with vodka sauce that tasted like macaroni and cheese. And a Old Fashioned that was whiskey with a cherry in it. So rude.