"What I believe is that all clear-minded people should remain two things throughout their lifetimes: Curious and teachable."

Like many of you, I could go on and on and on about the ways that I respect and admire Roger Ebert; for the way he helped open up the world of cinema for me through At The Movies, for his awesome books, for his wonderful writing, for the way his health struggles inspired on a very human level, for his wit and wisdom,…

Hmmm…do you think I've sufficiently "I - Inspired hope", @avclub-8288999e960ebe6aca280a2c31f5645b:disqus ?  Maybe it is time to "S - Separate entirely"…

Tomorrow You're Gone - "mysterious…hallucinatory…cinematic"

That line is a classic; it's found it's way into my wife and I's day-to-day banter, and she's not even a big fan of the show.

I think we should talk about how we're going to handle the rape scene…

Doh! My anonymity! I feel like my epidermis is showing…

No worries @avclub-285910f5ff9f9eddf129c46fc2bc5982:disqus ; a good go-to for nitpicking details is,

Care to join me in a belt of Scotch @avclub-9c3508e704aa16945cf79b05af57848c:disqus ?

Hmm, let's see….Simpsons inspired username/avatar… compelled to comment by factual inaccuracy in the article…sarcasm indicating that while you feel it important to point out the mistake, you also know it's a little ridiculous…accurate use of reference to illustrate your point…

I say it's the Angel of Peace, you idiot!

Ugh, that thing was funny for about three seconds…

@avclub-285910f5ff9f9eddf129c46fc2bc5982:disqus , we'd like to present you with the "First Annual Recorder Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence"

Next case: "The National Council of Churches vs. Lionel Hutz".

I love our court days.

Barton and Recorder Burns were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

A lawyer?

I don't have to be careful. I have a gun.

Guns aren't toys - they're for family protection, hunting dangerous and delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face.

@avclub-a7971abb4134fc0cfcec7d589e1ebcf6:disqus , you've been selected to represent the AV Club at the National Grammar Rodeo at the Sheraton Hotel in Canada!