It washes out.

Of all things…

Holy shit. They really went out out of their way to find people who'd never done anything good.

Yeah, but these games make girl money. Totally different.

The casting for this film feels like an apology tour for hiring Scott Derrickson as director.

Today just isn't messing around:

Hull integrity failing!

What a let down.

Dying is so in right now.

He was briefly married to Julie Cypher. If they'd had a child named Diamond Cypher that kid would have been unbreakable!

Must be tough to have come up during the extremely brief period of time when America was willing to buy in on somebody prominently flashing Diamond as a middle name.

This is still a thing?

I always order the chicken fried money.

Unless I get to eat the horse there's no way you're getting me in a Burger King.

The teapot is for people who like temperature play and watersports.

You mean All-Over-Her and Company?

Hurtules: Son of the Electroshock God

WHAT? You don't like pun-based titles?

The Skewers Down Under

Young people don't get my jokes! Isn't that crazy?