You mean you don't want to see Shakespeare get into rap battles with Christopher Marlowe?  

Will she also be designing horrible clothes?

Their Art of Darkness is my favorite after dinner beer.  We accidentally bought out our local beer retailer, we loved it so much.

…now that just sounds like flirting.

I think it's when he showed up with the American flag grill. Because that had…um…personality?  Yeah.  Let's go with that.

:(  that's just…wow.

Donut Man and I are working with a RedFin dude.  He actually doesn't make commission (it gets refunded to us when the sale closes) and his bonus is contingent on us feeling unscrewed at the end of it.  So far, I like it.

there is so much going on in that sentence I can't even begin to make sense of it.

I cooked canned chickpeas in a mix of balsamic vinegar and water for about an hour or so to reduce. I then put the saucy chickpeas in a pan to serve as braising liquid for the lamb/get infused with lambiness.

I get persnickety about the use of "very."  How can you get more appropriate than appropriate?

Can't you, I dunno, propose to her over the summer?  Because the two months of being engaged will make the last quarter go that much quicker.

Goodfellas.  Because I like to have the rest of my day.

This week was over ambition week:

Tacky is the first the word that comes to mind.  If you want to look like a wealthy weirdo, you wear Versace.

It reads like the beginning of Glamorama.

John Galt gets all the sex he wants: women get all weak kneed for real men in the Rand-iverse.

I actually walked by the Atlas Shrugged Part 2 shoot on my way to get a pupusa (because that's what you do in Downtown LA).

Maybe they're sticking it to the man by losing tons of money.  I hear it significantly lowers your tax bill.

The end card should have been: MESSAGE.  Because it was so incredibly subtle.

The fact that it's a) half-assed and b) offensively ugly (even for something sold at Opening Ceremony), some how makes it even better.