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The only relationship that made any sense to me is the Emma Thompson/Alan Rickman one.  That felt like it was airlifted from a way sadder, more realistic movie.

…And that's when our real lives started coming after our virtual selves.

@avclub-b06dd4fe4ae461da32a6927680d9d27f:disqus The Dark Materials trilogy isn't mean-spirited or bitchy, just kind of heavy-handed.  And don't get me started on the dialogue.  Every time Serafina Pekkala or her witch brethren talk, I think I've wandered into a particularly high minded porn.

…and his brother Arthur owns a particularly horrible fish n' chips chain

…and his brother Arthur owns a particularly horrible fish n' chips chain

I had a Rilo Kiley/Jenny Lewis playlist for walk of shames/ambiguous relationships in college.

I had a Rilo Kiley/Jenny Lewis playlist for walk of shames/ambiguous relationships in college.

Indonesian food is fucking amazing.

Indonesian food is fucking amazing.

Two things:  it's a 2.5 hour long comedy.

Two things:  it's a 2.5 hour long comedy.

Worst: Mi Burrito Sabanero, particularly this version http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Worst: Mi Burrito Sabanero, particularly this version http://www.youtube.com/watc…

@Scrawler2:disqus The gin version ain't bad.
@avclub-39ffe0b5809a15fcc7637b21b3026a72:disqus Getting people fucked up is the point of weddings.  We're making this http://www.foodandwine.com/… and calling every one a cab once our wedding's over.

@Scrawler2:disqus The gin version ain't bad.
@avclub-39ffe0b5809a15fcc7637b21b3026a72:disqus Getting people fucked up is the point of weddings.  We're making this http://www.foodandwine.com/… and calling every one a cab once our wedding's over.

I generally agree @avclub-d019eb089e65903455cc52308f00b997:disqus  , however when Donut Man designed my engagement ring, my favorite thing to do was put on a little laser light show for myself.  I have the attention span of a house cat, apparently.

I generally agree @avclub-d019eb089e65903455cc52308f00b997:disqus  , however when Donut Man designed my engagement ring, my favorite thing to do was put on a little laser light show for myself.  I have the attention span of a house cat, apparently.

cynar.  because artichokes are so awesome, you should drink them.

cynar.  because artichokes are so awesome, you should drink them.