Hot Topic needs to stop selling this shit.

Hot Topic needs to stop selling this shit.

Dante…was only halfway tolerable in the clerks cartoon.   His appeal to the opposite sex was a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a cocoon of doughiness topped with "I need to poop" face.   
I'm convinced everyone has a friend like Randall hiding out somewhere.

Dante…was only halfway tolerable in the clerks cartoon.   His appeal to the opposite sex was a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a cocoon of doughiness topped with "I need to poop" face.   
I'm convinced everyone has a friend like Randall hiding out somewhere.

Kevin Smith's boobs are also not the best. However, the Jennifer Schwalbach boob shot was both egregious and unflattering.

Kevin Smith's boobs are also not the best. However, the Jennifer Schwalbach boob shot was both egregious and unflattering.

(falls to the ground, shouts to the heavens) WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????

(falls to the ground, shouts to the heavens) WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????

Do your friends in their 30s not go to weddings?  That's where dance crazes pass from generation to generation, like a disease.

Do your friends in their 30s not go to weddings?  That's where dance crazes pass from generation to generation, like a disease.

Mileage may vary with It's Always Sunny.  Sometimes you can admire the ballsiness/formal inventiveness of a thing without actually enjoying it too much.   

Mileage may vary with It's Always Sunny.  Sometimes you can admire the ballsiness/formal inventiveness of a thing without actually enjoying it too much.   

I disapprove of the sloppy, sloppy graphic design work on the billboards for this.  It feels like it was made 10 years ago.

I disapprove of the sloppy, sloppy graphic design work on the billboards for this.  It feels like it was made 10 years ago.

Not recommended.  There are just some places you don't want crumbs.

Not recommended.  There are just some places you don't want crumbs.

Briefly met him and his brother after a screening of Brothers of the Head.  He was…dreamy.

Briefly met him and his brother after a screening of Brothers of the Head.  He was…dreamy.

@E.Buzz Miller Would you like to be interviewed for a documentary?

@E.Buzz Miller Would you like to be interviewed for a documentary?