Read the comments on any article about college admissions.  Or see if you can find the UCLA students "Ching Chong" video.

This pisses me off because it hits wayyyy to close to home.  A few weeks ago a woman stopped me in the parking lot (of a Whole Foods, for chrissake) and asked me if they killed organic dogs in the back for me and my creepy chink family.

This pisses me off because it hits wayyyy to close to home.  A few weeks ago a woman stopped me in the parking lot (of a Whole Foods, for chrissake) and asked me if they killed organic dogs in the back for me and my creepy chink family.

Jose Padilha is also one of the best documentary film directors working today.  Funny, insightful, witty as hell.  Having (heaven help me) worked on a bunch of documentaries, its really fucking hard to inject anything like personality into them.

Jose Padilha is also one of the best documentary film directors working today.  Funny, insightful, witty as hell.  Having (heaven help me) worked on a bunch of documentaries, its really fucking hard to inject anything like personality into them.

@avclub-85af7dbb0532ca29713840ae3711fa89:disqus Sistine Chapel nudity grades: Dudes solid A- 
Ladies D+  
Michelangelo didn't like boobs enough to even bother with putting them in the right place.

@avclub-85af7dbb0532ca29713840ae3711fa89:disqus Sistine Chapel nudity grades: Dudes solid A- 
Ladies D+  
Michelangelo didn't like boobs enough to even bother with putting them in the right place.

You've just described the famous Rochester Garbage Plate, veggie style.

You've just described the famous Rochester Garbage Plate, veggie style.

They're like dog treats for teenagers.

They're like dog treats for teenagers.

nothing goes better with sweet, sweet meth like a double double, animal style.

nothing goes better with sweet, sweet meth like a double double, animal style.

@avclub-1b1f9a3e639ecc53f335314fc9d8403b:disqus but pork prices are sky high!  Where are they getting this mystery pig?

@avclub-1b1f9a3e639ecc53f335314fc9d8403b:disqus but pork prices are sky high!  Where are they getting this mystery pig?

I'm pretty sure if one of the ingredients is extruded [insert noun here], you shouldn't eat it.  Same goes for fritos and Doritos.

I'm pretty sure if one of the ingredients is extruded [insert noun here], you shouldn't eat it.  Same goes for fritos and Doritos.

@TaumpyTearrs:disqus It involved her getting barefoot (in a request from a viewer) and having a boy pour stuff on her toes.

@TaumpyTearrs:disqus It involved her getting barefoot (in a request from a viewer) and having a boy pour stuff on her toes.

Fun fact:  A clip from Dan Schneider's show Victorious actually failed to meet YouTube community standards and is behind an age wall.