Pleated mom jeans do a good job disguising garnies.  See: Mitt Romney on casual stump days.

Pleated mom jeans do a good job disguising garnies.  See: Mitt Romney on casual stump days.

He probably had a hard time finding jeans that were both assless and had a wide, comfy waist band.

He probably had a hard time finding jeans that were both assless and had a wide, comfy waist band.

Blow in the mornin' blow in the evenin' blow about supper time

Blow in the mornin' blow in the evenin' blow about supper time

"Keep Yourself Warm" plays as @avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus walks to the subway after another night at a Williamsburg bar, a number in his pocket.

"Keep Yourself Warm" plays as @avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus walks to the subway after another night at a Williamsburg bar, a number in his pocket.

@TheTuckPendletonMachine:disqus you brilliant bastard, that is exactly how that happened.

@TheTuckPendletonMachine:disqus you brilliant bastard, that is exactly how that happened.

Mmm morcilla.  Does it sound sexier with a Spanish accent?

Mmm morcilla.  Does it sound sexier with a Spanish accent?

Telenovelas are also full of latina women who have gotten nose jobs and dye jobs to look more criolla.

Telenovelas are also full of latina women who have gotten nose jobs and dye jobs to look more criolla.

@Robert Paulson

@Robert Paulson

Pedos?

Pedos?

he's Mexican when it's convenient, but doesn't want to say how his family got there, 'cos, you know, it's kind of awkward.

he's Mexican when it's convenient, but doesn't want to say how his family got there, 'cos, you know, it's kind of awkward.