Tabitha Soren now takes photos of people jogging.

Tabitha Soren now takes photos of people jogging.

My teddy ruxpin's mouth fell off mid-story. If there was a tv show, I've retconned it from my memory

My teddy ruxpin's mouth fell off mid-story. If there was a tv show, I've retconned it from my memory

I give it 2 episodes before Lesley Arfin tweets something about Mandingo.  I am already looking forward to the outraged Jezebel column/Gawker recap

I give it 2 episodes before Lesley Arfin tweets something about Mandingo.  I am already looking forward to the outraged Jezebel column/Gawker recap

Those are incredibly adorable shorts.  They say "I'm comfortable with my sexuality" in an "I care just enough" way.

Can't he just marry Mr. Chow?  We live in an enlightened age, right?

Battle Royale (the book was fun).  It was often surprisingly funny and the teenagers still found time to act like teenagers (goofy, love struck, stupid from hormones), in the midst of all the inventive, ruthless violence.  Katniss is emotionally 40 years old and never appears to have a had a good day in her entire…

It's sweet, slight, and kinda boring.  Not as pretty as Spirited Away or as charming as Ponyo.  There's definitely more offensive children's material out there.

The most awkward Valentine's ever: watching Bertolucci's The Dreamers in a theater that  smelled suspiciously like semen.  Afterwards, my ex kept on looking suggestively at or bringing up female acquaintances for a hypothetical three way.  ROMANCE.

depends - do you like teen angst across a time vortex as a rule?  Do sweaty people grimacing give you the tingles?

clip show! after clip show! after clip show!

@malingerer More like my friends read this site and haven't cottoned on to this being me yet.  One of the benefits of sporadic posts is that it doesn't interfere with my real life.  And for your final point, I'm treated more like a show pony, which in my opinion is worse than outright racism.

Speaking as a non-union Mexican equivalent, I could (and did before I thought the better of it) go on about what it's like to work in Hollywood and all the soft racism, lack of diversity etc etc that comes with it. Oh, the stories I could tell.

HPV will give you oral cancer afterall

I think I'd be cool with it if the ending was a little bit more like the ending of  Y Tu Mama Tambien.  Reese Witherspoon is okay (if a bit sterile and cold for my taste) but not worth fighting over. And Tom Hardy and Chris Pine making out would be worth the price of admission.

Ugh…most of this is quality advice for people with easily mockable relationship issues.  I don't know what I was expecting but it was certainly not that.

It's refreshing that Craig J. Clark is your real name.

The script is also kinda … what you'd expect from the dudes that wrote The Exorcism of Emily Rose.