X-Men: FC was decidedly meh. Magneto was all kinds of awesome, Professor X was amusingly smarmy, and Rose Bryne in her vintage undergarments Nancy Drew-ing was entertaining BUT… it's like everyone's agent demanded a unique subplot for every character and then they threw in a training montage for good measure.

The book sequel to Rosemary's Baby was godawful. Although it'd probably make for a run of the mill Syfy movie.

Hey now, let's all admit it's a stretch to say that FDR actually loved Eleanor, even a little.

I once sold a work of art to Geoff Rickley. Man used a surprising amount of emoticons in his email, considering.

You think Wonder Woman, as an Amazonian princess/super-star business exec (or whatever David E. Kelley has cooked up as her cover) could at least afford leggings that didn't sag at the crotch.

Tent pole movies are the rare, four-quadrant hit that makes up for the big bucket of fail that comprises a large portion of a studio's slate and keep studio heads from getting fired.

You shouldn't Alfie. You're aging, balding, and you blew your chance at domestic happiness by being timid. Stick to less provocative fruit.

Dave's World was a shaggily charming multi-cam family sitcom. I liked it a lot when I was 11 - Miami is that weird, although they lived in a version of it without Hispanic people - but sometime during the middle of it, Dave Barry divorced Beth (who seemed so nice on the show) and ran off with another Miami Herald…

I'd enjoy the "friends w/ benefits" storyline if it was more true to life: awkward as balls when you've both moved on and/or have to try to make a case to your significant other as to why you're inviting "that girl" to your wedding.