oh weird, i don't know why i thought it was a singer/producer duo

you keep referring to the dream as 'him' but i'm pretty sure it's a duo

portia looks like she's halfway through morphing in to calista flockhart

what exactly has been "awkward" about it?

i actually think of him more as the prolapsed anus of the av club

you're not fooling anyone - crabs and gonorrhea would imply that you're not the sad, woefully undersexed lump we all know you are

man, i'd like to bang your flabby middle-aged asshole right about now.

"deeply moving"

" the existence of Arizona"!??! ohhh ahahahaha!! another classic o'neal 'zinger'

glad i'm not alone in wondering what the fuck this guy is talking about.

music for boring white people who want to feel like they're 'with it' but aren't able to figure out what's actually cool on their own

make your own god damned gifs, viruet!

Someone, please explain why that comment was deemed worthy of being removed. Is the AV Club really so scared of being gently teased in the comment section?