I've only seen it once, but it reminded me of the books we actually read at Christian school about Jesus and the dinosaurs.  It will always make me laugh because I laugh at one of the worst times of my life.

A few weeks ago, a kid came into the college bookstore where I work, wearing a Jesus riding a raptor shirt, and I told him that was hilarious.  He spent a few seconds looking at me blankly before I realized he had at least ten legit tattoos of Bible verses, Jesus's face, and crosses.  He saw no irony in the image of…

So, they'll be cutting off the top parts?

Well, if my super religious relatives are correct, Jesus will be coming back in about five years (or whenever every state accepts gay marriage as legal), so we don't even have to worry about that!

Now I'm just imagining @avclub-ca6cb47da12090ffd2470daf51f71be1:disqus restaging the "Without You" scene from The Rules of Attraction.  He/she/ze is probably not as attractive as that girl though.

TNT, Bravo, Lifetime…

I applaud you, @disqus_pdxdRJPW70:disqus .  That was a perfect response.

I really enjoyed the film, though the flashbacks are far too long.  Jonny Lee Miller is perfectly cast as a seedy rapist, which will probably make watching Elementary kind of uncomfortable for me when it comes back.  I thought the interesting feminism connotations were well-used, the idea that vampirism is a glamorous…

IIRC, none.

Unless someone cuts off their feet or heel, I'm not watching this.

No promises, as it is SO BAD.

I haven't liked her Jenny and Johnny stuff so much.  Acid Tongue is a fucking amazing album though, especially "The Next Messiah."

I really like how disappointed Rilo Kiley fans were during the Under the Blacklight tour whenever she'd announce, "This is a song about a dance," and then play "Smoke Detector."

I cannot count the hours spent soulfully singing this (and "Teenage Love Song") in my car.  It was also my ringtone for a while.

Mila Kunis, run far, far away.  Preferably back into Natalie Portman's arms.

You know, after hearing about Josh Brolin's arrest for domestic violence, he seems perfectly suited for the scumminess of Sin City.  And I say that as someone who loved the books at age 18 and still has a soft spot for the first film.

I still haven't read anything other than Lot 49, and I'm tempted to try Inherent Vice before Gravity's Rainbow and V.  Everyone says IV is much more readable for beginners.

I'm just about to start rewatching The L Word with my girlfriend, who has never seen it. Can't wait for those questionable early 2000s fashion choices.

It's like they're not even trying to pretend they aren't James Bond villains.

I think they mentioned in the finale special that the pilot was free on iTunes for a time, and people who download everything that's free started watching it on NBC and telling their friends about it.