The fact that Ben didn't die in a fiery car wreck is proof that God does not exist, not even in the context of a religious show about teen pregnancy.

It was facist censorship like this that inspired Buttloose.

Ah, yes, the long-fabled episode devoted to bird-watching.

I find him really amusing, but I'm kind of terrified for any woman who has to work with him.  He's like teflon, no charges filed will stick.

This is true, but there are quite a few "beautiful" actresses on television that I find pretty bland.

@avclub-0ae7484a9f3bbd2a21df420050c032ae:disqus Having never seen The Wire, I can't really comment on that.

@Scrawler2:disqus I can kind of see that, but I wonder if even calling it The Affair is really limiting it already?  I'm guessing the title will change if and when it gets officially picked up.

Secret Life is fucking awful, but I still love watching it and imagining Joel McHale's reactions to things.

I read that they do kiss, but I doubt the show will ever go into full on lights dimmed, red lingerie-wearing sexytime mode.  Which is kinda sad, because I find both of them really gorgeous.

I really want more Bunheads too, but as time passes, that looks less and less likely.  I'd rather the Pretty Little Liars spinoff fail, as I'm pretty psyched to see more lesbians on TV.

Thanks for being an awesome human being!  I mean that totally unironically.  You and your husband sound like amazing and committed people.

I think it would make an interesting miniseries, but I can't imagine watching it for years.  Eventually, the secondary characters would have to become the show, I think, and that probably means abandoning that initial premise.

That's only Pintos.

I feel like the past month or so, every casting announcement is either Guardians of the Galaxy or Inherent Vice.  I'm half-expecting a GotG/IV crossover to be tomorrow's top newswire.

It is a million miles past heaven.

Looks like I'll most definitely be getting oral cancer.

Yeah, I remember a lot of parents complaining when a local university required that all new students must have been vaccinated before arriving on campus.

@avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus I can't wait for the Ken Burns documentary on Girls backlash!

All adventurous women do…have partners who caught HPV after awkward cunnilingus.

@avclub-2a6ac9e5324952e36b40237cf2fcdad8:disqus Yes, I felt the same way most of the time.  There was one old man who came to the store at least once a week, would spend half an hour ranting about the excessive violence, sex, and language in contemporary films, and then leave with a copy of The Right Stuff and at…