I don't know if I should believe this, considering your username, but I would not put it past him.

He's saving it for General Hospital sweeps.

When is this person getting banned?

It's definitely not a pity party, and I feel for you.  I think, based on what you've said, the lesbian community is a lot more welcoming of people who don't fit the "typical" description of attractive, and it's interesting to hear someone talk about being sort of isolated within the gay community. I hope you're able…

At work, we enjoy(?) looking at okcgoldmine, which features the douchiest dudes on dating sites, and the vast majority of them say they would discount a potential partner even if they were only slightly overweight, so….I have to assume those are the same people who constantly post that Lena Dunham is the fattest fat…

That's how I felt when I saw a "Dunham is why God invented clothes" comment earlier today.  She's not fat or ugly.  She's just normal.

Yeah, it played at PIFF in February.  I heard a lot of mixed things about the film, but I'm not a huge Marilyn fan, so I didn't go see it.  Plus, it's airing on HBO soon anyway.

Every time I see a Hoyt Axton record at the store, I always check to see if his "Mitchell" theme is on there.  Still haven't found it.

@avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus It's true.  A lot of my relatives live in Seattle.

I agree.  I'm bummed we're not going to see the Shays and the Royces until next year.

As long as fewer than three horses die on set, it should be fine.

That sounds pretty accurate for my bar adventures.  If Muffy also happens to be gay and hooks up with another girl in line for the restroom, well, I might watch then.  If there's anything I've learned from cable television, it's that lesbians always hook up in public restrooms.

I can see TBS picking it up.  It might pair well with Cougar Town and Wedding Band, if that show hasn't already been canceled.

A-ha!

I think he'd be up for that, considering he does voiceover for like a quarter of all commercials now.  Gotta pay for Krasinski-Blunt Manor somehow.

Sometimes I fall asleep during Law and Order reruns and wake up to see NCIS on the television, and I am always confused that it's still on after all these years.  I want to punch everyone on the show.

Its schedule was, in all fairness, whining about how it's weird and does weird shit and has a hard time talking to boys at parties.

Still haven't seen that one.  I think I figured it was made much later and was basically porn.  I don't know why I reached that conclusion.

Pretty sure that Dr. Acula joke was used in Ed Wood about ten years before Scrubs made it.

If you do and you make any spelling or punctuation errors, M. Night Shyamalan pops up and immediately fixes it, while taking credit for saving the entire site at some point in the future from grammar mistakes.