I doubt he'd host, since he also has a talk show on BBC America.  I'm guessing they'll go with someone who has nothing on his plate, like Patton Oswalt.

I honestly kind of liked the end of the series because it was so gay.  The episode where Peter and Sylar are alone in, like, an alternate reality was the absolute gayest thing I have ever seen that didn't involve two men kissing.  If new Heroes was that homoerotic, I'd probably be on board, or at least watch it the…

Blame it on Mac.  Girl can't get any of those technological doohickeys right.

Even though we didn't make the playoffs, I'm still psyched to go see the Blazers play Golden State tonight.  I remember someone commenting that they didn't think the Blazers would win thirty games this season, and even if we're stuck at 33 wins, I've had a blast watching Damian Lillard find his footing in the league.

He's really trying to reexamine himself now that Emilia Clarke has left him.

But they do love cute Indian girls.

Ugh, I hate those fucking commercials.  That one's not as bad as the one that played every five minutes last year where the girl sang "I'll Be Home for Christmas" over a video chat with her grandpa.

Because she does crazy well.  Also, any show featuring her is guaranteed to get lesbian viewers to give it a shot.  Residual goodwill about the scene were she fucked her movie star girlfriend with a strap-on is what got me to watch the pilot.

Tell that to The LA Complex.

If their relationship turns into McCabe and Mrs. Miller, I might give this show a pass, but I doubt space cowboy's "got poetry in him."

"You two are sisters?"
"Yes, why?"

Sometimes I say, "hey, but that road doesn't go there…" while watching shows shot in Portland, but most of them are pretty crappy anyway, so I usually find other, more important things to gripe about.

I really wish Benz would appear on the audiobooks of Jeff Lindsay's novels.  I automatically read all of Rita's lines in her voice.

How much you want to bet there's a desperately-trying-to-be-relevant Psy joke in this movie?

I was actually kind of looking forward to this, but just reading that description of the trailer sounds like more than I can handle.  I think I've become more squeamish since turning 25.

They were worried people would confuse it with a three hour Japanese film about a serial killer who works at an aquarium store.

That must be why Peaches Geldof broke up with him.

I think for lesbians, it involves over-the-underwear finger blasting while watching Lost Girl….not that I've ever done that.

Did the girl in Kissed fuck female corpses, or was it strictly dead men for her?

After seeing him on Talking Dead and The Nerdist, I kind of wish Michael Rooker was my cool uncle.  Instead, I just have one who sends us soap for Christmas, and another who exclusively dates blondes to make up for all the girls that wouldn't date his nerdy, moody Chinese self in high school.