Isn't that what MST3K is?

@avclub-39df51c015ce671b473b8cf5a306d217:disqus Those Winchesters must have tiny dicks, if a bee could blow them.

@avclub-ad45e11f2e88b8963920c79cd1d8755e:disqus I have no idea.  It seems half-sarcastic, half-sincere.  And, like, these posts have thousands of notes, so I don't know what to think.

I don't know if this is a thing just with the "kids," but tumblr has been full of weird Bee Movie shit for, like, a month.  Is it, like, this generations' Breathless or something?  I thought it bombed at the box office.  I'm so confused.

Why are these fucking iguanas on my club?

TONIGHT WE DINE IN A SECURE, UNDISCLOSED LOCATION!

He played the O.J. equivalent, a former athlete who was acquitted in the murder of his wife and then wrote a book about how he would have killed her IF he did kill her.

I'm guessing Norman and his brother were fucked up from a young age.  I'll bet the show's going the Jeff Lindsay Dexter route, in which they were privy to some particularly nasty domestic abuse that, without proper therapy, really warped their perspectives.

Maybe not on TV, but I Love You, Beth Cooper features both the bonfire-cow party and the ridiculous $20,000+ teen mansion party frequently depicted on-screen.

At the risk of letting on just how much E! I watch, there actually was a publicized paternity test that showed Khloe Kardashian Odom is Robert Kardashian's daughter.

It's probably how I'll learn Justin Bieber actually was castrated in SVU's season finale.

If it didn't have overarching plot lines, I'd do that, but it's hard enough reminding my mom about what happened in last week's episode, let alone describing ten.

Well, now we know the details of that deal with the devil she had to sign in order to escape Up All Night.

Does that mean he keeps his head in a hatbox?

I think the only time I've watched any of the network late night shows is when Joel McHale is on, and I'm okay with that.

That's just my type, but without any gaydar, it's just easier to flirt with the girls who have rainbow or roller derby pins.

I just watched a Law and Order about that book O.J. Simpson wrote.  Bobby Cannavale played him.  I don't recall O.J. killing anyone when the book was almost published, but who am I to question Dick Wolf?

Dammit!  I saw the spoiler warning but I read anyway.  Well, no point in watching this miniseries.

Iron-E Singleton looks nothing like O.J.

I credit Pieces of April with beginning my love affair with Stephin Merritt's music.  Super bummed I didn't get to see him at 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea at SIFF.