Poor guy.  That's a nasty trend of bad luck.  At least, it sounds like he found some kind of peace with his past.

I love both of them, but I did, in fact, mean Dallas's yappy dog named after a probiotic.

"Note to self: after a long day of rustling cattle and shooting sheriffs, I don't need to see that!"

More than you'd think.  There's an especially notable black cowgirl who could apparently drink any man under the table.

I've got like fifty episodes of Gilmore Girls on my DVR because I've been rewatching it with my mom, who's never seen the show.  We watch maybe once a week, and ABC Family runs an episode every day, so in a couple months, it will have completely taken over the DVR.

I demand a Jon Hamm's Penis gimmick account!

In 1960s Manhattan, rein frees YOU!

I haven't seen her around in a few days.

Bubblegum pie sounds like the most disgusting dessert ever.

I don't think I ever saw it all the way through.  It always seemed too scary to me, for whatever reason.  I recall it being played at day care, but I'd always go hide in the corner so I didn't have to watch.

In Japanese class, we always watched Ghibli films, except for the one time we watched Shall We Dance?  My teacher was pretty cool.

As long as there's plenty of Yakult, I can deal with Suburgatory's time change.  Also, any chance Noah will record his own autotuned tribute to everyone's favorite Latina maid?

It's not so much insisting that it's good as it is staring at Kat Dennings's breasts and muttering, "Hummina hummina hummina…"

@avclub-559040b6642adb0a790a23d662deb771:disqus I still haven't seen all the Alien films.  I am, however, kind of wary of the Whedon of the today.  Dr. Horrible made women little more than sacrificial lambs, Dollhouse had super creepy layers of sexual exploitation, and I seriously cannot believe season two of Firefly…

@avclub-eac75edc18b8546c46893fe4b75ab995:disqus I completely agree with you.  I was really hoping it would be like an updated Broadcast News, but instead it's something awful and twisted, apparently scripted by some creature with a twisted, black heart that's reliving all its failed connections in a way that only…

I know some usually smart people who love it.  Personally, I don't really care for how fucking masturbatory it is about my own liberal politics.  I don't need to be constantly told that my beliefs are the only right ones out there.  Can't imagine what it would be like to watch it as a remotely conservative person…

So, was Chuy Bravo actually on the show?  Because they said on Chelsea Lately that he broke his foot when he fell off a table at a Splash party and was having surgery today.  I was under the impression that it was a live show, but Wikipedia still lists him as a participant.

Was it on one of those Adults Only OMSI nights?

I'm happy to not know.  Dreaming of it sounds awful.

And in a few episodes, we'll get Brendon, Jason, and Melissa directly acting out Brendon's dad's relationship with his girlfriend.