I am big and fat and have a mustache.

Dead Snow
Are you planning on seeing Dead Snow, because Nazi Zombies are pretty neat!!!!

Commercial Music
Even if this movie wasn't a dog turd (HA). I would still hate it for its commercial because it uses that awful Metro Station song. Oh how I hate what the kids like these days.

The mustache is slightly giggle-worthy.

Oops, spoke to soon.

Wow, that was embarrassing I hope that doesn't happen to you again.

I'll join to celebrate this great man's life.
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

I'll join to celebrate this great man's life.
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

I still will burst into renditions of Yo Murder, he Rapped.

Excuse me, we look down upon Family Guy around here.

Saint's Row 2 is all kind of awesome.

I thought he shaved it because he was scared of germs, which in turn makes him a giant pussy.

I thought he shaved it because he was scared of germs, which in turn makes him a giant pussy.

NOSTALGIA
Does everyone remember those so-called 3d jigsaw puzzles where you made famous buildings or the death star. It was a company that had a frog wearing a top hat as its mascot and that's all I seem to recall. I remember liking that as a lad.

Without Newton, cats would not be able to make it indoors without the whole house getting cold.

I am a current British Columbia and all I can't say I remember a Galaga machine on the ferries, but I do remember Ms. Pacman and an ancient Star Wars simulation game.

I am a current British Columbian and I don't remember a Galaga machine. I do remember a Ms. Pacman machine and dated fighting games.

I am a current British Columbian and I don't remember a Galaga machine. I do remember a Ms. Pacman machine and dated fighting games.

Quotes Section
"I'm persona non regatta, you know what that means?" "You're not at a …yacht race."

You take that back three times, Sir!