That's BUG music!

That's BUG music!

Never leave an open set-up line on Page 3 of a thread.  You can't count on nobody in this rotten old world.

Never leave an open set-up line on Page 3 of a thread.  You can't count on nobody in this rotten old world.

Finagle your finagler a little harder and you can have "Shirley Manson… excited to… touch… feel everybody’s… members… rigid… press on… beaten… off… came together… over… other women’s backs… come from interesting angles… release it… you can’t control what comes out… jamming together… we want it in… that’s fucking… I…

Finagle your finagler a little harder and you can have "Shirley Manson… excited to… touch… feel everybody’s… members… rigid… press on… beaten… off… came together… over… other women’s backs… come from interesting angles… release it… you can’t control what comes out… jamming together… we want it in… that’s fucking… I…

Right story, wrong song… it was "Golden slumbers fill your eyes."

Right story, wrong song… it was "Golden slumbers fill your eyes."

But was Hitler gear?

But was Hitler gear?

If someone accidentally stepped on Robbie Robertson's foot and made him grunt in pain, Rolling Stone would give the noise 4 and a half stars.

If someone accidentally stepped on Robbie Robertson's foot and made him grunt in pain, Rolling Stone would give the noise 4 and a half stars.

I take your valid complaint about my incorrect interpretation of your post to heart.  No one should use exaggeration or shorthand to make a general point.  P.S. I apologize for insisting that "all comedy from the past is immortal gold."

And also because Bob Newhart has a secret map tattooed on his ass.

Yeah, comedy that doesn't acknowledge iPods and Obamacare is a problem.  And all those stupid movies like "The Lady Eve" and "His Man Godfrey" and "The Awful Truth" and "The Palm Beach Story"… why don't they just go ahead and have sex if they wanna have sex so much?  The whole premise is ridiculous!

Don Martin mentioned Splet way before either of them.

She came for the laughter, she stayed for the emphatic shitting.

"You would not dare say such things in my presence, for a man of my caliber would physically dominate you" = CHECK

Cookie Monster's Yauch/Beatles story doesn't ring true, since the Beastie Boys' great, raucous cover of "I'm Down" was bounced from their first album due to an unlicensed sample.

"What's your name?"
"Dave Berg.  It used to be Roger Kaputnik."