As well as the proper response to someone who suggests listening to any Weezer records after that one.

It's gonna hurt me!

At least I didn't say them in a string of alternately fawning and angry tweets to celebrities.

I was crushed! Camp was a fairly good album that pointed ahead to a more refined sophomore effort! I mean, sure, Donald Glover's not the greatest rapper of all time, but I liked i-

*clicks on username, scrolls through twitter*

So the writers of Rounders wrote Runner Runner, right?

He's Vince Gilligan's Tyler Durden.

He has the right name for superhero stuff, though.

That could actually be fairly interesting and quite relevant, if done right.

Is your work never over, more than ever, hour after hour?

Edgy antihero Frankensteins?

Young people with power? But no one man should have all that power!

My first reaction was that the actors looked really goofy, because Bryan Cranston is Walter White and seeing some other dude dressed up to look almost-but-not-quite like him is surreal.

Can anything? Can life?

Walt was called back to his home planet.

Goddamn, you Latin-American remakes of critically acclaimed North American TV shows do it to me every time.

Kanye the person is Lost. He started out unique and interesting, but devolved into a public spectacle of strangeness and dickery for strangeness and dickery's sake. Currently a laughingstock.

Eminem is insanely talented, and he has quite a few good songs, but I've never been able to embrace him fully. The noxious misogyny is just a bit too much, and after a while the "I'M ONE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER" shtick gets grating.

Kanye has just made better music and gotten more and more entertaining as he's spiraled into insanity.

…The A.V. Club?