You take that back Mr. Kinsey.

I'm still kickin', bitches!

Hey Onion jack offs, when you want to interview the real talent in our family, give me a ring. Or hey, a job even, you know, I uh, I could really use some money. And well, honestly, clothes. I bumped into my brother Leo yesterday (okay, so I slept on his front porch overnight again, you know, whatever, it's covered…