I wish I could remember. Some dumb farce about a bunch of high school students putting on a play (so that the whole thing took place on a bare stage and didn't require sets). I think it was written in the 50s maybe?

Maybe, but did the riot damage the inmates' credibility at all? I'm trying to remember if any of the guards were witnesses to his more dangerous behavior last season.

If I find out this guy had anything to do with Adam West's death, I'm gonna be hella pissed

Not a musical, but when I was in high school (mid-90s), I was cast in a school play as a character who at one point appears in blackface and speaks in an outrageous dialect to match. Needless to say, I refused to do it—I even offered to rewrite the scene in some way to remove that element—but the crazy thing is that…

The thing about that list is that soooo many of those are items that could be granted and then taken away as soon as things calm down.

I mean, I don't know that a company like MCC would actually bother having a corporate twitter account or what they'd post if they did, but it would stand to reason that some inmates' friends or families would follow in an effort to keep tabs on them.

Yeah, that would fit the plot of most Scarlett Johannsen movies.

Super-dee-duper!

Man, I was in elementary school at the time, and they sent home a letter to our parents before it aired, warning them we could be psychologically scarred if we were allowed to view The Day After. I took a look at the letter, and I guess for some reason I interpreted it as though the program was some kind of broadcast…

Harris looks A LOT like an Indian John Krasinski.

How much to get him not to do it?

My wife. Heyyyyoooooo!

Pretty sure he's mad they picked the plus-size cast member to play her, but he's aware he can't admit to that.

Save it for the purge, dude!

Remember that scene in Van Wilder where they put dog semen in the eclairs? I could (barely) handle the visual, but the sound-effects they edited in were so over-the-top and disgusting that I started retching.

He's the halfway point between Michael Cera and Shia LeBeouf.

I hear you. I cancelled after they got Dreamworks Dragons: Race To The Edge Season Three. Fuck that shit! How am I supposed to enjoy anything on Netflix when they also have shows I don't want to watch!?!?!?!

Holy shit, if I could get them to sub in onion rings for steak fries I'd be all over that.

Those Jurassic Parks seem to come and go every other month, yeah?

They shoulda called it "NILFs"