Kevin Hart is Beetlejuice!

Unlike the hugely successful "Celebrity Apprentice" stars such as Sinbad, Rod Blagojevich, Victoria Gotti, and KAte Gosselin.

Laura "The Joke Man" Marling

Prediction: in the course of disposing the stripper's body, they will discover some Terrible Secret about him that will make it Morally Okay for them to have killed him.

I drink stouts and porters in the cold months, brown/red ales in the warm ones. Only time I'll order an IPA is if I'm eating something spicy.

Julie Benz graduated from my high school a few years before me, and I guess we shared a dentist. Every time he tried to bring up the subject in conversation, he would use her "As Good As It Gets" role to describe who she was.

I hope they stick it to trump

What's your beef with Newswire, dude?

The Onion ran one of their darkest/funniest headlines after that happened: http://www.theonion.com/art…

How's that "Make-y America Great-y thing workin' out for ya?"

I don't think that was unironic.

Yeah, and put it one flight of stairs above him.

Cuck Palahniuk

Actually, no: they don't appear there until they receive (I believe) 150 signatures through the direct link. Change.org has a similar format.

He's the one that looks like the love child of his dad and Gary Busey, yeah?

Cameo by Betty White as the guy's crush.

This was the first R-rated movie I saw in the theater!

Just wait!

This looks like a fun game, but I don't have my Nintendo Gamecube anymore.

I think they just pushed a desk in front of the shitter.