I'm a huge fan of well-deployed vulgarity. In a movie with only a few swears, that was up there with "Nice fuckin' model" from Beetlejuice, or Marty McFly's line about becoming an asshole.

It paid off—for me, at least—when the text finally read "QUEENS."

The grown woman sitting next to me let out an (inadvertent?) "I love you" at that moment.

If you're suggesting our next president masturbates, that is patently false! Everyone knows he hasn't been able to get an erection since 2004.

Is that an anti-Semitic joke!?

Waiting for the prequel: Tubgirl

Yeah, and the other 50% are a cat with a white stripe painted down her back.

probably

Hatesong is almost always only good when it's a comedian ranting.

That's "Purple Toupee," dude.

Gotta admit, I was like "do we really need this," but then I laughed at that final joke and watched it a second time. So, good job, BBC Films?

We're staying at an AirBnB in East Nashville, but we'll drive all over town, I'm sure. Definitely gonna hit up Hatch Show Print and the Johnny Cash Museum.

Going to Nashville in a couple of weeks for a short honeymoon. The "real" honeymoon will happen in the fall, but we were looking for something easy/within driving distance that we could do right after the wedding that wouldn't require much additional planning.

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Mein Kamp Nowhere

Every time I read the name "Shadow Moon," I cringe a little.

I don't think the "nudes" thing stuck. From what I understood, he had an extensive collection of vintage erotica, and while the feds were investigating Jeffrey Jones, Reubens' collection came under some scrutiny and it was determined that not all the models depicted were of age.

Two words: Female Beetlejuice.

1988 was a different time.

Ditto Sylvia Sidney.