I'm docking this half a letter grade for including a "that's gonna leave a mark" joke. The hackiest trailer joke this side of "cleanup on aisle five."

Yeah, and why not? You just know President Trump is gonna get impeached within 30 days of taking office.

The girl playing Kimmy Gibbler (sorry, "Gobbler,") at least has a pretty good handle on getting the voice/inflection right.

I have the 30 Rock one!

"…They can't all be WEINERS!"
Wait, how does this game work again?

Handy Tanner looks like the dude from American Pickers. Wait—where's my American Pickers porn parody*?

Yeah, the Netflix shows seem to be making a lot of progress in terms of diversity. I bet that's partly because of the street-level setting and also a response to public opinion.

Yeah, I sure can't defend turning it into a mathematical argument.

Eh, I get your point. It's not like there's a cut-off point where things become "problematic" or "not problematic," it's just something to be aware of, you know? Obviously stories can do what they want, but if a lot of people are unhappy with the way minorities are represented on a given show, that doesn't even mean…

What if there were just MORE black characters, and bad things happen to some of them, but not others?

Totally just realized that's who she was!

Bourne Curtain
Children of the Bourne
Zack and Miri Make a Bourne-o

What is the sound of one hand clapping? More than this movie will ever receive.

Man, they should've gotten Chris Christie to play Jeff Garlin, or vice-versa.

How did they pronounce the slash?

Phrasing!

I'd be happy if Piper got released and the show just continued to follow the other inmates.

Who's the black one?

Yeah, Twitter is definitely the deciding factor here. It's a hell of a lot easier to separate the artist from the art when you don't have a million transcripts of their most-disposable thoughts constantly coming into your house.

Wow!