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If someone was creating a time capsule, and only two comments from the AV Club could be included, I'd want it to be this one and the one to which it refers.

Am I the only person who thought the toilet was Kelsey Grammer?

I think its "I'm happy there."  At the new place.  And yes, he's pissed, which is why its disingenuous.

See my response, above.

Ah ha!

BNL is great, though its always sad when bands lose a major player.

Who is it?

JJ Trek was a perfectly acceptable compromise whoring necessary to get the franchise restarted.  I am prepared to move forward without any more complaints about the 2009 movie, and it was kinda fun.

"Lots of people were writing the exact same things about Bush."

Arby's roast beef or Arby's chicken?

Hey everybody!

^  Only 76 likes?  That seems wholly insufficient.

WHY DOESN'T EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE ARTICLES CONTAIN 500 POSTS EVISCERATING "TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN"?  HOW IS THERE ANY DISPUTE THIS IS THE WORST SONG EVER?

"I bet it’s George Lucas’ favorite song."

Why were they always made out of cheap steel that would rust if it got moist?

I'm going with the elegant "Thermi." 

But are we talking about no plot, or are we talking about endless McGuffins?

Its weird that you spelled "Swartzwelder" correctly, but failed at "John."

This seems like a good place to start a lunchbox thread

I've always sort of conflated the word "Potsie" with the word "Patsy", and of course the word "Patsy" is indelibly attached to Lee Harvey Oswald.