This will be updated to account for the fact that 21st century audiences are unwilling to watch a 3 hour movie.  Significant cutting will need to take place,\; conversely the Jesus storyline will necessarily be expanded to court the Romney voter.

Not only do I have a dog, I have a beagle named Linus.  I don't think there's a second of his day that he doesn't spend worrying about his People, or what they are doing, or where they are.  He is the least indifferent pet I have ever encountered.

I was long in favor of mandatory registration before it was imposed.  This is a great little community, but the trolls were getting out of hand.

If done correctly, it is like firm, warm bread.

They truly are the most encouragable!

I'm pretty sure that since this is not a political affairs website we could safely autoflag any post that says "Jews" more than once.

Yelling "Free Bird!" at a concert is like yelling "Chainsaw!" to a juggler.

I'd have a problem if I paid good money and got someone slagging on toast.

The implication seems to be that if we state our own opinions—in this official forum provided for this purpose—that such opinions necessarily should comport with those of the author and if they do not we must be jealous of the author's position as such.
 
I disagree with premise and conclusion, both of which are grafted…

Chainsaw!  The Musical.

Yeah.

What kinda name is La Pierre, anyway?  Is you one of them French frogs?

Whenever anyone asks me whether they'll like this show, I always inquire as to how they feel about "Bat Shit Crazy."

I went to high school with 4 transfer kids from Southern California.  They were named Spring, Summer, Winter and Josh.

"Which" Sister Jude accent?

I find the explanatory portion of the song to be about the most confusing thing I've ever heard.  "But if the first two letters are ever the same, I drop them both and say the name like Bob, Bob drop the B's Bo ob"

In related news, can we talk about what a hilarious name "Wayne La Pierre" is?

I think you're probably right, he just seems like a huge force in the Fringeverse that won't get proper resolution.  And that bit about the hand seems like something that could have been easily "handled" in many other ways.

I think you're probably right, he just seems like a huge force in the Fringeverse that won't get proper resolution.  And that bit about the hand seems like something that could have been easily "handled" in many other ways.

I agree there are no big mysteries left to conquer, but I wonder if we have seen the last of William Bell.  If we were done with him, there would have been no need to start the season with him stuck in amber.  Instead, he could have just faded away like….Charlie.