I assume you know that if you ask nicely LJS will give you a "side order" of breaded crumbs for $0.25.

I assume you know that if you ask nicely LJS will give you a "side order" of breaded crumbs for $0.25.

"D+"  The Onion AV Club.

"D+"  The Onion AV Club.

Well, yes, but it is surprising how much Slotco pays the licensor for the privilege.

Well, yes, but it is surprising how much Slotco pays the licensor for the privilege.

I think the real story here is how bizarrely profitable licensed slot machines are.  I remember a long dispute over "Happy Days" slot revenue a few years back.

I think the real story here is how bizarrely profitable licensed slot machines are.  I remember a long dispute over "Happy Days" slot revenue a few years back.

Yeah, but I'd rather hear it from the Newswire than from other sources.  Despite O'Neal's tone, I think he does a pretty good job of presenting the material in a factual way.  (Which is to say to communicate in a manner in which the facts are evident irregardless of the commentary spin on them).

Yeah, but I'd rather hear it from the Newswire than from other sources.  Despite O'Neal's tone, I think he does a pretty good job of presenting the material in a factual way.  (Which is to say to communicate in a manner in which the facts are evident irregardless of the commentary spin on them).

You and I should go get drinks.

You and I should go get drinks.

I've always thought that was weird.  I mean, the CTW people all have PHDs and whatnot and I've never understood how they let Elmo speak like a third-person Yoda.

I've always thought that was weird.  I mean, the CTW people all have PHDs and whatnot and I've never understood how they let Elmo speak like a third-person Yoda.

Stop the presses.

Stop the presses.

Oh, I'm sure it has something to do with some obtuse guild rule.

Oh, I'm sure it has something to do with some obtuse guild rule.

Double dumb ass on you.

Double dumb ass on you.