I need to ask the obligatory question: what happened to John Carpenter's talent?

He's the Kevin Smith of the book world. He's flooding social media and the Internet with too much chatter, too much self-promotion. He's a nice guy but I really wish he would pull a Salinger and just vanish for a while.

So how long before Juliette becomes a vet to the Wesen?

WITHNAIL & I
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Hand/claw/paw/tentacle sanitizer and NeoCitran.

Seriously, the Solaris remake is one of the best cures for insomnia the world has ever seen. Way, way more powerful than Ambien.

No 'Withnail & I'? The Camberwell Carrot scene. C'mon.

I don't understand all the complaints about JMS's personality. He seems perfectly average, especially considering how much criticism he receives. He talks about his cat and is surprisingly open with fans about his work. He seems no worse than your average writer.

Jeremiah had promise and some good episodes. I think it's worth checking out, but be warned, the episodes penned by Sam Egan are terrible. JMS has said that the show was a nightmare to work on, probably his worst experience ever, because of constant interference and demands from MGM execs. He said, "MGM has overall…

Lennier's death, I'm certain, would be from auto-erotic asphyxiation.

According to Withnail director Bruce Robinson, Uncle Monty was based on Italian director Franco Zeffirelli. Zeffirelli, during the filming of Romeo and Juliet, subjected Robinson (cast as Benvolio) to unwanted sexual advances.

Here hare here.

Monty: Oh, you little traitors. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially tarts. Prostitutes for the bees. There is, you'll agree, a certain 'je ne sais quoi' oh so very special about a firm, young carrot.

You all forgot the most miserable bastard of them all: V.S. Naipaul. He's a real piece of shit.

Is every member of the Theroux family talented and successful? Seems that way.

Best episode of the season. This was a classic Archer episode. And no Ron, thank god.

Can someone tell me what the inspiration for "Oh, Hello boys" is? I guess they're mildly amusing as an eccentric pair of old men. But I feel like I'm missing something. Do I have to be from New York to get the joke?

The most boringest episode of Archer I've seen. Ron has to go.

I never could watch Mr. Rogers. As a kid, I got such a child molester vibe from him. He creeped me out with his voice and sweaters, and I never understood why he was so beloved.

For me, there is more than enough contrast. The contrast comes from the long-suffering victims on the show, like Woodhouse and Brett, and from the relatively "straight" characters like Lana, Ray, and the new weapons librarian.