Bring back TimeCrimes! It was one of the most amusing reviews/comment threads on this site.

She's also quite good in Psyc—

"A threat looms over London"? So basically this film will just be any random Doctor Who episode, except with Edward Snowdon instead of Cybermen?

Heywood's a bad boy. A gang banger. A deadbeat. But he also has a gift.

Wouldn't Ned consider Halloween to be a Satanic holiday that he wouldn't celebr—?

But John, when Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down Philip Seymour Hoffman doesn't eat the tourists…

"If I could go back in time, I'd wanna meet Snoopy."

Hah, wait till my library finds how how I treated their copy of Building Stories. Diagonal folds everywhere!

They cancelled it out of respect for Loutallica.

Argh, Madonna fits into the blonde-plus-fake-glasses rule, in which I will stare like a Tex Avery wolf at her regardless of how awful she is in other respects!

If El Rey is part of my basic cable package, I will have found a place to obtain it for cheaper than a penny.

This is supremely broken on the iPhone, but it means I get to stroke Riker's beard over and over…

Not in ~15 years, but I can still walk better in heels than a lot of women.

Whoa, RuPaul has a ranch in Wyoming? If he ever threatens to quit his show and retire it will be straight out of Larry Sanders.

Man, they are going to make as many of these as the Simpsons have of Treehouse of Horror!

Yeah, how come we never launched David Bowie into space? Is it because he doesn't need our help?

Look at their tiny, tiny golfing gloves! They win the Academy Award for Cuteness already!

Whoa, seriously? The only television I've watched at all has been The Simpsons, The X-Files, and Farscape, solely because of the coverage here.

My angry, unpleasant governor was reelected in a landslide. What's more, the press is openly saying, "We don't care what you do to New Jersey, as long as you make it as President!".

I feel bad for the guy, but this genuinely never stops being funny.