BREAKING: Everyone in San Francisco forced to speak in Bane Voice.

*MrZ is cruelly crushed inside a heavy tome.*

I really do wonder how Robert Patrick felt scoffing at "metal men." I thought it was even too much of a callback to feature him alongside Joe Morton earlier, even though they didn't really share any T2 screen time.

When are they gonna get to the tunnel pillar?!

Even with the Game Genie I could never beat it. Poor Fester, doomed to walk around people's backyards forever.

O'Neal, you should put Addams Family Pinball on your list of spinoffs!

I'd ask for a Spoiler Space, but A.A. Dowd's very user icon on this site is a spoiler!

Wow, Army of Darkness came out in 1992? I slept too long!

"See, it's OK. He saw it on the television."

He's not bald, he's not Harry Anderson. And he's white…

Immigants! Even when it was the prostitutes, I knew it was them!

This leaves more time for uh, whichever one of them replaced Daniel Radcliffe in How To Succeed in Business to further his Broadway career!

I guess she don't like the cornbread, either.

I will forever miss Lou ripping his own face off in the No Money Down video as featured on Beavis and Butt-head.

Homer, are you just holding onto the can with your dick?

Speaking of prosthetic genitals, apparently they used synthetic vulvas in Blue is the Warmest Color? What a cop-out!

Tunisia! That's basically where they filmed District 9, right? And Casablanca!

I still only sing that line as "There's nothing that a hundred Mallomars could ever do."

Mulder and Skinner had a playful, fun connection, but Zack is right that Skinner as a character just can't handle the spotlight. I don't want to pin it on Mitch Pileggi—does he just have a limited range as an actor?

This headline needs more 'R's in Norrell! I need hard Rs!