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I am reading this book right now and it's impossible not to think of Bowie whenever that character shows up.

Notification or Early Warning System?

HOT COPS WE'RE AIMING TO PLEASE
YOU KNOW WE'LL GET DOWN ON OUR KNEES!

I am so far gone from the television world that I'm struggling to watch two episodes of The X-Files each week. Binge-watching is completely alien to me.

I often ask myself, "would the plot of The Cable Guy still work today?"

The current Hellraiser comic, overseen by Barker, is kind of aimless but has some great atmosphere. But it means they also have to bring back Ashley Laurence as Kirsty!

At least I have a new Half-Life game to play while I wait for Season Five! Wait…

You know, Mr. Burns is so cheap…

That audience reaction shot is one of the best in that show's storied history.

Are you ready to laugh? I said, are you ready to laugh?

Toby Jones and Hugo Weaving are coming back, right…?

Yeah, the global conspiracy that sends this guy on the run is that he discovers Shakespeare was an illiterate, thieving drunk.

This is absolutely correct. Disqus is killing conversation on this site. It is much more of a hassle for me to read anything.

I myself am a fellow fool for the city. I'll make out with you, FogHat!

Scooter is so demented! After this cover and their Supertramp cover, a song like "Move Your Ass" is positively normal.

Seriously. I don't want to harsh the love people have for it, but like fritzoid says above there's no actual Memphis in this song. It doesn't really have a soul.

I hope Bottomless Pit sounds like Passion Pit wearing the assless jeans from 1981's So Fine.

If any of you want to pay me to be your friend, my going rate is far less than $100,000.