Harry Turtledove needs the work!

BRING BACK POWER RANKINGS!

But she's got a coveted AV Club lifetime pass!  If she ever cashes it in I have no choice but to perform carnal acts with her.

You're right.  Disney needs to release this movie in 65mm.

Hipster Ariel texted in theatres before it was cool.

And in the other review: It's the Mother of George!  Everything's coming up Costanza!

And that's the tooth!

I just Command-F-ed this page for "NEEDS" and certain mouth-appliance and healthcare-related quotes and came up empty.  What kind of Simpsons comment thread is this?

I love recent episodes with all my heart.  The David Foster Wallace one.  The one where Jack Black's girlfriend Strawberry's purse is a lunchbox.  It's all good.

"Half-Life 3 will be released when The Simpsons goes off the air."
—Gabe "Poochy" Newell

YOU THINK THIS IS THE REAL SIMPSONS?  IT IS.

It's got Clark Gregg in it so now I'll have to stay until after the credits.

DINOFLAGGED

"Aaron Paul wants to do cock shots for charity."

Guy Pearce as the only cop who's not dirty!  I love movies like that!

It is Internet, though.  I'll take what I can get.

This song should be played at low volume. Preferably while having sex.

I don't know who that is and I don't care to find out.

I own Paul's Boutique and I can't believe I only know this song as "Jacques Your Body" by Les Rhythmes Digitales.

Pretty much; I just deleted it and downloaded it illegally!