"Homeless Dad II: we traded the Punisher for Wolverine."

It means no worries for the rest of your days.

I watched Serenity years before watching any Firefly, and thought it was a solid film.  The only thing that seemed to drag were the "let's visit the planet of this guest star" structure of the film and the underwhelming romance between Kaylee and Doctor Sometimes Shirtless Guy.

Yeah yeah, I guess Gary Oldman is a good actor.

Ha ha, Jake Busey's face is perfect.  You are a master of screenshotting, Sean.

Consistently and thoroughly.

This is the official trailer and they spell his name as "Samuel L. Jackon" in the YouTube title?

urgh: "We're not going to New Orleans and then walk straight into a Margaritaville restaurant. Let's go somewhere else."

I can't believe the most reasonable discussion on this article will be by Adam Sandler.

Bit by bit, torn apart.

Also read IBM and the Holocaust, which showed the fun, sneaky tricks IBM used to make a lot of money in Nazi Germany.  That money came from selling punchcard machines that allowed the Nazis to easily take censuses and sweep through villages.

Nope; can't read a eulogy for a dead dog right now.

"Moderating the first 2016 Presidential Debate is AV Club Senior Writer David Sims…"

In Soviet Hades, Deathfix adds YOU to queue!

George of the Jungle!

TOO SOON

I believe T-Dog had some good advice for those considering whether or not to pay for this course.

I remember playing with these toys, but I'm not sure if I actually owned them or if I stole a french fry dude from a neighbor.

Hootie McBoob.

An elephant in a Tron suit sounds like it would be part of Kanye's next stage show.